My Web of lies is starting to suffocate me.
i mean really how terrifying would it be if you were just chillin with your family in a restaurant eating a chicken sandwich or something and an anon you got in a fight with recognizes you from across the room, flips their table over, and screams your url
is so lonely, no one ever likes my stuff or anything, I never talk to anyone..
That wicked annoying moment as a gamer chick, where you keep your computer prestige and updated due to gaming.
Then you download the new patches for the game, and the graphics are improved and it looks sick but … wait a second…
*GLITCH* *SCREEN TURNS WHITE* *GAME SHUTS DOWN*.
Omfg I could punch the makers of this game right now.
“Check Files” is the most magical button in the whole life of online video games.
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
“ I feel like I’m in a car, and I have just enough time to say “this is going to hurt” before impact.